Gandalf and the remaining members of the fellowship walked out of Fangorn Forest and Gandalf let loose a high pitched whistle from his lips. A white stallion emerges from the woods in response to Gandalf’s call. Aragorn whispered, “What manner of steed is this?”
Gandalf replied, “This is Debifax. The queen of all horses.”
A horse walks into Superior Bail Bonds, Fernando says, “Hi Heather, your Father isn’t here. He’s at home feeding your Mother a bale of hay”
Why did Debi Daly cancel her show?
Because she was feeling a little hoarse.
What do you call a stable when Debi is inside?
Unstable.
What do you call someone who calls into Debi’s show and manages to stay on the line for more than 5 minutes?
A horse whisperer
What did Heather’s baby daddy say when they were having unprotected sex?
Giddyup
Debi’s debut on-screen appearance was on what 60s television comedy show?
Mister Ed
A horse walks up to a drug dealer, the drug dealer says, “Hi Debi”
I called into Debi’s show and said “Hey!” Debi replied, “Oooh that sounds delicious!”
Debi interviewed an upcoming comedian on her show lastnight. Who is he?
A rodeo clown.
What did Debi name her illegitimate black daughter?
Black Beauty
Debi sued the band “America” for originally using her name in the title of what hit song?
A Horse With No Name
What do you call the mythical four “legit” listeners who listen to debi?
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
What did people call Debi on her wedding day? The Bridle of Frankenstein
How do Debi’s owners tell her apart from other horses? A brand. What kind of brand does she have? John Brand.
Debi is actually a biblical figure from the biblical Book of Revelations
“And I looked and behold a pale horse; and on it rode Victor; who was followed by Stephen.”
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